Another Vietnam

The American Revolution was Britain’s Vietnam.  Like the Americans two hundred years later, Britain had the larger, better trained army and the largest navy in the world.  Just like the Americans in Vietnam, the British repeatedly won battles while failing to win the war.  

A perfect example is the Battle of Brandywine in September 1777. (There’s no brandy involved, unfortunately.)   After two years, the British had chased the Americans out of Boston, Long Island, New York City and New Jersey.  The next big northern city was Philadelphia which was also the home of the Continental Congress.  If the British could capture Philadelphia quickly, they might also nab the American government.

Lt. General Sir William Howe was the overall commander of the British forces. Howe knew that Washington had used the early months of 1777 to rebuild and train his motley forces while allowing small units to harass the British, attacking and fading away like the VC in the jungle.  Washington avoided a set piece battle which he knew the Americans would lose.

Howe was losing patience, as were his political bosses in London.  He placated London by promising to send troops to help Gentleman Johnny Burgoyne take upstate New York so that New England would be split from the other colonies. But he also decided to pursue his own campaign toward Philadelphia. It was Howe’s Vietnam moment because it muddled the British military strategy.

In July, Howe loaded 16,500 men aboard ships commanded by his brother Admiral Richard Howe.  The fleet sailed from New York City headed for the Delaware Bay intending to land near Philadelphia.  New York City is about 95 miles from Philadelphia. Howe’s troops spent six weeks at sea trying to find a suitable place to land.

Eventually, they sailed into the Chesapeake Bay and came ashore in Maryland.  The seasick soldiers headed for Philadelphia hindered most of the way by American skirmishers.  On September 11th, they arrived at Chadds Ford, 25 miles southwest of Philadelphia.

Chadds Ford was one of about eight fords on Brandywine Creek.  The creek varies between three to five feet deep and would have been relatively easy to wade across.  However, the Continental Army was guarding the ford as well as others along a six mile stretch of the creek.  The Americans held the high ground which should have been an advantage.  Luckily for the British, the American artillery had lousy aim and was of little effect early in the battle. 

Seeing Washington’s deployment, Howe decided to split his forces. A force of about 5,000 soldiers attacked Chadds Ford to hold the Americans in place.  Meanwhile, the bulk of the British forces marched around the Americans and crossed at another ford, moving into position to hit the Americans in the rear.

The battle began early in the day after the fog lifted so that soldiers could see what they were aiming at.  Around 11 am, garbled reports reached Washington that most of the enemy was flanking his position.  That’s when Washington had his Vietnam moment. 

First, he ordered two of his commanders to move northeast to prepare to defend against the British flanking forces.  Then he decided to leave the high ground, cross the creek and attack the British holding force at Chadds Ford, perhaps planning to defeat them before wheeling to face Howe’s main force.  Then he canceled both orders and awaited developments.

By 2 pm, Washington finally had confirmation that his position was effectively screwed because Howe was preparing to attack him from the rear.  While the Americans were trying to get into a new defensive position, Howe attacked.  Luckily for the Americans, their artillery had finally dialed in their aim and provided support to the soldiers.

Around 5 pm the American line began to collapse.  Major General Nathanael Greene arrived and threw his troops into the line to stop it from disintegrating. Unfortunately, for the Americans they were trapped between Howe to the north and the British forces at Chadds Ford.  Outnumbered and outgunned, the Americans finally retreated.

The Battle of Brandywine cost the British fewer than 600 casualties. The Americans suffered 1,100 casualties and lost 11 cannons.  But just like the Viet Cong 200 years later, the Americans absorbed the loss and kept on fighting.  The war went on until 1783.

I learned of the Battle of Brandywine while growing up in eastern Pennsylvania and refreshed my recollections with A Guide to the Battles of the American Revolution, by Theodore P. Savas and J. David Dameron (2006).  However, there are countless books and biographies about the battles and people in the American Revolution.  

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Dysfunction Junction

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The organization was created to solve a problem that didn’t exist. It was set up without obtaining buy-in from any of the organizations affected by its existence. It was run by sycophants who enabled an increasingly unstable boss to destroy everything. This bureaucratic boondoggle was the Oberkommando der Wehrmacht (OKW) and the chronicler of its dysfunction was General Walter Warlimont, Deputy Chief of Operations. Warlimont reported to General Alfred Jodl, who reported to General Wilhelm Keitel, who reported to the boss, Adolf Hitler.

Who’s a Terrorist?

Who’s a Terrorist?

One person’s terrorist is another’s freedom fighter. Add in divisive politics and distinguishing between terrorists and freedom fighters depends entirely on the political and moral perspectives of the person telling the story. John Brown is a perfect example of this dichotomy.

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Smiling Al

Smiling Al

He was nicknamed Smiling Al for his most constant and visible trait. Albert Kesselring had a smile on his face even when he was a prisoner of war facing a potential death sentence for committing war crimes. He was an eternal optimist.

Unlike most of the stern, rather humorless German officer corps, he wasn’t descended from a long line of military men. His family was full of school teachers, farmers and priests. He was also a commoner from Bavaria rather than an aristocratic Prussian Junker.

Loose Cannon

Loose Cannon

Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany had a way of uniting people who normally didn’t agree on anything. They all agreed they despised him. He was a tin-eared, boorish bully who managed to insult someone every time he opened his mouth. In July 1914, his years of strutting around and threatening others led to a fatal error.

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Fire Storm on the Mountain

Mount Rushmore is causing a fire storm. The president’s July 3rd fireworks display outraged environmentalists who worried about sparks starting a wildfire. Health professionals worried about creating another covid-19 hotspot. Black Lives Matter activists are outraged by a memorial honoring two slave owners and a eugenics enthusiast.

Amid the uproar few people noticed the rage felt by Native Americans. Mt. Rushmore is located in the Black Hills, a site sacred to several tribes, including the Lakota. The Lakota creation story is based on these hills and they consider it the center of the world.

Lincoln and the Race Debate

Lincoln and the Race Debate

Last Friday, 47 states observed Juneteenth, the anniversary of the day in 1865 when Union troops informed slaves in Texas that they had been freed by the Emancipation Proclamation. Juneteenth has special meaning this year as we continue a national debate about racial equality.

The Emancipation Proclamation was written by President Abraham Lincoln and took effect on January 1, 1863. Lincoln’s views on slavery and race would probably not win him any favors today. In his own time, people used the fact that he was born in a slave state (Kentucky) and moved to a free state (Illinois) as the basis for arguing that he was pro- or anti-slavery.

Raging Against Privilege

 Raging Against Privilege

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Publish and Be Damned!

 Publish and Be Damned!

Recently I received a random text message threatening to publish embarrassing details supposedly posted on social media unless I paid an unspecified amount of money. As a blackmail attempt, it was feeble. My life is dull, particularly since the COVID-19 pandemic confined us to our homes and my resources are unlikely to satisfy a bum too lazy to get a real job.

Bad Science

Bad Science

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Operation Rubbish

 Operation Rubbish

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Stolen Art

Stolen Art

It’s not often that we are invited to a museum exhibit full of artifacts that everyone knows were stolen. I had that opportunity in 1992 when the Dallas Museum of Art held a special exhibit of the Quedlinburg Treasure. How these artifacts came to north Texas is a sordid tale of greed and official indifference.

The stolen artifacts came from an abbey later converted to a Lutheran church in Quedlinburg, Germany and some pieces dated to the 10th century. The collection included jewel-encrusted books and reliquaries with ivory inlays.

 An Unlikely Hero

 An Unlikely Hero

General Dietrich von Choltitz didn’t look like a hero. He was a chubby little Prussian from Silesia (now southwestern Poland) who joined the military because all the men in his family were soldiers. He had no sense of humor or charisma and his career advanced mostly due to his rigid habit of never questioning his orders. He also had a reputation for destroying cities.

Black Death Redux

Black Death Redux

The disease arrived in Messina, Sicily aboard a merchant ship returning from a Crimean port. The sailors had black lumps in their armpits and groins about the size of an egg or an apple. The black swellings oozed blood and pus and spread over the men’s bodies as boils and black spots caused by internal bleeding. A revoltingly foul odor emanated from their bodies.

The Starving Time

The Starving Time

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Godfathers to the Green Berets

Godfathers to the Green Berets

Desperation leads to innovation in wartime. In 1942, the Allies were desperate because they were losing the war. Japan was winning in the Far East, the Afrika Korps was winning in North Africa, and the Wehrmacht had reached Stalingrad. U-boats were sinking supply ships in the North Atlantic.

In desperation, Britain and the U.S. decided to create a unique commando force, consisting of Canadian and U.S. soldiers. They gave it an innocuous sounding name, First Special Service Force (FSSF). Robert T. Frederick was appointed commander. He was a West Point graduate with a reputation for being opinionated but having a flair for organization.

Gender Bender of Ancient Egypt

Gender Bender of Ancient Egypt

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The Nonconformist

The Nonconformist

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The Most Loyal Knight

The Most Loyal Knight

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William was born around 1147 during the civil war between Stephen of Blois and Empress Matilda. Both were grandchildren of William the Conqueror and both claimed the English throne.  William’s father, John Marshal, supported Matilda which was a lucky break when her son was designated as Stephen’s heir.